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A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. Made-up reviews (for fun): - "The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest "My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends "Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly "My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly "Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks "Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included "A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn "This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter "If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. Made-up reviews (for fun): - "The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest "My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends "Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly "My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly "Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks "Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included "A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn "This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter "If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly
The largest book retailer in Canada also offers toys, music, home décor, gifts and lifestyle products. What's Inside...Books, Magazines, CD’s and DVD’s, Toys and Gifts, Home Accents, Electronics, Baby’s and Children’s Section, Bath and Body, Kitchen and Bedroom, Stationary Located outside in the exterior plaza.
