Two dark Christmases, two bored eldritch nightmares, tigers and wolves on the prowl, robots out of their league and on their way out, a transfer student going out on a limb, humans at their worst and their best, religious followers of a giant monster and the last pig in the world. These are some of the stories found in this first collection of short stories by Joachim Heijndermans. Twenty-six stories, one seeing its first English translation with this publication, have been gathered from a random place and collected in this book, including such stories as ‘All rough the House’, ‘My Book Report on ‘Starlight’’, ‘Cubed’ and ‘ The Scars to Prove It’. Enter, and see what can be found in a Random Place.