Have you ever wondered what your pet thinks of you? How to Adopt a Human is an illustrated and laugh-out-loud guide to having a cat, but told from the cat's perspective. From the perks and quirks of finding your human, including what to look for when shopping for the perfect one, to what time to wake your human up (and how often) and what to do if you see your human naked, this book will appeal to all cat lovers and maybe even turn some dog lovers too.