When seventeen year old Jerry Taylor started college he thought it would be one big, pleasant adventure. Now he's got more adventure than he bargained for as he investigates the suspicious death of one of his instructors and tries to join a fraternity while romancing a female martial arts expert who hates fraternities. With help from an inept campus cop, an amorous apprentice witch, some companionable Mafioso hit-men, and a rag-tag group of pledge brothers, he'll try to solve the mystery, get accepted into the fraternity, find love and get an education all at the same time. College will never be the same again.