This book is semi autobiographical, semi serious, semi comedic but totally legitimate. I have endeavoured to be semi specific and, to the best of my ability, as detailed as possible in most instances, but with discretion so as not to offend anyone wise enough or curious enough to venture into the text. I have also done my best to make the reading light enough as to not bore the reader, but at the same time, detailed enough to keep the reader interested in the outcome. I am still a novice writer and would like to continue with this particular profession; after reading I hope you will be interested enough in future literary offerings. Thanks and happy reading.