Rex Dongiovanni has a reputation so large that his friends call him 'Dong-Giovanni.' He learns exciting new ways to use his tool from his bunkmate, Harvey Pettit, a young man with a very small reputation. Crossing the equator for the first time, they learn the travails of a 'wog' during the line-crossing ceremony. But it's the thrilling game of Angles and Dangles that the two lovebirds enjoy best. Hold your breath, and remember, it's not gay once you're underway!