This book is an eclectic selection of short stories specifically written to induce sleep. Ninety-seven percent of those reading one of these stories will be asleep before finishing it. "How My Tipping Problem Led to My Untimely Death" is a helpful guide to dealing with a particular type of tipping problem, "Flirting with Deutsche Marks" gives helpful tips for flirting with German girls. "Bed Bugs and Turnip Trucks" offers advice for those who have bed bugs in their hotel room. You will love them all.