Kit Miller is a tour director. He takes groups of holidaymakers to the USA and Canada. Apart from running the tour, Kit must ensure that his tour members have a good time. But if he's not having a good time himself, how can they? Kit likes a man with his martini. But are there too many men, too many martinis? Find out on this alcohol and sex-driven romp through North America. At last, here is the travel book they said would never be written!