The Beauties And The Beasts—& The Man Who Fell Through A Million Years To Land Among Them Both! Finally available! The long-out-of-print and very tongue-in-cheek story that inspired the famous cult film of the same name! "I grew up on Edgar Rice Burroughs when he was still writing new Tarzan and John Carter books. I loved this story, and if Burroughs is your cup of tea, you will love it, too." —Forrest J Ackerman Dinosaur Valley Girls is a fantasy spiced with comedy, telling the tale of Tony Markham, magically zapped across time to a mythical valley populated by sexy cavewomen, brutish cavemen and, of course, dinosaurs. In this book you will meet: Tony Markham—To meet the woman of his dreams…he had to enter to enter a barely-survivable nightmare world. Beeg-Mak—From the moment he met the man from the future, he knew they were destined to be mortal enemies. The Cavemen—A band of cruel brutes, to whom women were fit only for sex and drudgery. Hea-Thor—A mighty warrior, she had pledged to help him return to his world…even though she knew another woman's arms awaited him. The Dinosaur Valley Girls—Repulsed by the crude, violent ways of the Cavemen, they found sanctuary in a hidden cavern deep within the valley. Murderous Dinosaurs—Reptilian monstrosities, they were feared by even the most savage predators who roamed the dawn-age jungles. "Campy and unpretentious ... Yet its precise lack of seriousness is what makes the story enjoyable. Dinosaur Valley Girls is not without its comedic moments—especially the scene where the cavemen dance with a straw effigy of one of the cavewomen. It gets the job done." —Buzzy.com Based on Glut's original uncut version of the movie, this new edition of Dinosaur Valley Girls includes never-filmed scenes from, and scenes entirely left out of, the screenplay