That is one of life's greatest questions for John Germaine, a divorced man who owns a bed and breakfast he's turned into a refuge for recently divorced men. But faced with a crushing, ongoing alimony payment to his ex-wife, Margaret, an aspiring, yet sadly uninspiring actress, John has reached the end of his tether. And it's either get Margaret remarried or take drastic measures. With the assistance of his new housekeeper, Emily, who just happens to be the ex-wife of Margaret's new fiancé, John puts together a plan to get Margaret off his back permanently. With a houseful of residents that includes a hygiologist whose mission in life is to make American smell better, a mantologist with a Vegas lounge act, and a political consultant down on his luck, Divorce Hotel comes out swinging on page one and doesn't let up. "You could wait for the movie or until someone turns this into a television show, but why bother? Read it now. It's razor-sharp satire and funny as hell. It might even make you think twice about divorce as an option."