Don't Be a C*nt A Modern Guide to Being Human We all know one. The line-cutter. The ghoster. The loud chewer. The flash-on-at-a-concert guy. The guy who takes a phone call on speaker-in an elevator. This book is for everyone who's ever muttered, "Are you serious right now?" under their breath in public. Based on George Washington's Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior-but updated for modern life-it's 99 blunt, funny, and painfully relatable rules for acting like a decent human in the age of side-eyes, smartphones, and social noise. Read it. Gift it. Live it.