Earnestine is a consummate performer. She lives for the roar of the audience: the waves of applause crashing down upon her as she entertains them, the ebb and flow of crowds coming and going from the Las Vegas stage she calls her own. But as her audiences dwindle and her aching loneliness increases, Earnestine searches desperately for a solution to her problems. Only one thing stands in her way. One unavoidable fact. Earnestine... ...is a walrus.