MBA admissions consultant by day, anonymous blogger by night, Essay Snark(R) wants to help you get into business school! EssaySnark is sometimes amused and often appalled by what applicants write in their admissions essays. We're here to help you avoid the standard errors we so often see. EssaySnark has an Ivy League MBA and a snarky style (and an annoying habit of writing in the third person). We critique essays on our blahg, pointing out common mistakes as a warning to all, so you don't make admissions directors laugh or, worse, want to hurl when they read your essays. EssaySnark's Strategy Guides for the 2014-'15 MBA admissions season offer detailed, practical advice on how to get into the best MBA programs in the world - even ones with inscrutable essay questions! Available in paperback, ebook and online versions, the SnarkStrategies Guides help you understand how best to show the MIT admissions committee who you are - when they've only offered you two essays to do it in. The differences in Sloan interviews and the importance of the GMAT are also discussed. Tackle the toughest essay questions with EssaySnark's guidance and increase your odds of getting in!