No one was paying any attention to the big beautiful Latina woman bending over in the grocery store besides me. I took a leap of faith, and approached her in an attempt to get her phone number. I didn't expect her to be so dominant, but I was willing to submit to her. She lived in the same neighborhood as my ex, and at first I thought nothing of it, but I soon realized that the universe does not work as randomly as I once thought. “Maria, let’s not go out. I want to see how pathetic my ex truly is. You said you had him pretty well trained right?”