Compelling accounts of a caulbearer's real sessions with his clients. Author's Note: People often ask me if they will ever find a boyfriend or girlfriend. I have even had calls asking if I know where someone's keys are. Hell, I can't even find my keys half the time! While the book's title is a bit tongue-in-cheek, it is relevant to what I do. Very often, the answer to the question of "will I find a mate?" is "you will when you fix yourself." Having a partner will not fix your life. It is your life, and making it better is completely up to you. Souls go deep with the caulbearers, helping us guide our clients to a better place, and to bring through messages of healing.