A SciFi comedy, a satire, a very odd tale told in a loose collection of serial short stories from the point of view of her long suffering best friend. Jan is a mad scientist - but never say that to her face. Driven by a burning curiosity and no sense of self preservation whatsoever, Jan - The Complete Chronicles follows her adventures as she dives headlong into realms of the universe better left untouched, and meets, creates and mostly survives her own deranged experiments. Stories include: Jan and The Spooky Periscope Incident Jan and The Mysterious Dishwasher Thing Jan and The Spontaneously Prescient Fish Jan and The Psychopathic Answering Machine Jan and The Microwave Party Crowd Jan and The Time Machine Fiasco Jan and The Wandering Denture Situation Jan and The Exploding Fridge Magnet Commune Jan and The Digital Suburb Debacle Jan and The Highly Anticipated Apocalypse With a special bonus story: Jan and The Jay Creek Middle School Locker Room Invasion Warning. Jan - The Complete Chronicles is packed with weirdness, explosions, periscopes, quantum absurdity, a new mathematics (Janculus), black-hole nasal decongestants and shameless abuse of scientific terminology.