As my friends will attest, I enjoy telling stories. Over the years, the more patient ones have endured the predictable progression of telling more and more often. For me, it becomes increasingly difficult to remember to whom I have told which stories, but I try as best I can not to be redundant. This book is an opportunity to share some of the better ones in a way the reader can decide when to pay attention. I don't presume to think my stories are a special gift, but it's nice to know there are still new "ears." Who knows where you will find a tickle or a chuckle, maybe even a "LOL," but know for sure I will be happy if this book provides moments to enjoy a smile. Thank you.