A house watches. A human arrives with boxes, routines, and the quiet confidence of someone who believes he isn't being observed. He is. From the sofa to the refrigerator, from the dining table to the mirror, the objects in his home take notes, on his habits, his contradictions, his performances, and the strange ways humans chase "peace" while running from silence. Nobody Asked the Sofa is a wry, sharply funny story told entirely through household objects, witnesses to everything, consulted by no one, and still somehow expected to hold it all together.