"Noisy Alien Communicator and The Visible Spectrum" is a short-story science fiction anthology. It asks essential and unanswerable questions: What will the future bring? What if we could summon aliens? Why am I so dizzy lately? It's better than other books because it's got two parts. Most other books only have one. Or three. And there are pictures! Noisy Alien Communicator contains ten short stories from five authors. In alphabetical order: Matt Bitonti Jackrabbit Robert V. Kilroy Bertram Montiekowicz Paradox M. Pollack NAC Device invented by Scott Armstrong, a.k.a. BENT NOISE. Further Illustrations by Simon Adams ADVANCE PRAISE FOR NOISY ALIEN COMMUNICATOR: "These humans are impetuous and must be destroyed! That's why I pay taxes!" -Rrrxx from the gas giant orbiting Rygar-42 "How have these foolish creatures survived this long?" -Zilens from the Sigmoid quadrant Frankford Publishing Number 1*.* For more insanity, visit frankfordpublishing.com