When her father cuts off her credit, Princess Zoey of Judlenn joins a magic mirror reality show in return for a gender transition. Teamed up with a farm boy who is only here because it was this or jail, a drunken warrior woman, a thief who can't seem to keep his clothes on, a bookish dwarf, a wizard who never seems to do any magic, an elven bard she takes an instant dislike to, and a tattooed barbarian who can't even speak their language, they're off to " save the world " from whatever threat the producers dreamt up for this season. But whilst dodging the thugs her father sends to bring her home, she discovers a real threat to the Trunkworld. The greed of a corporate economancer threatens to destroy the entire planet, and Zoey is surrounded by reality stars pretending to be heroes. Can she bring them together in time to save the world? Will her father ever accept that he has a daughter? And does she really have to fall in love with the farm boy, when neither of them want to?