In a world of lies, how do you know the truth? St Mary's Pi-Ski, with its ageing and declining congregation, enters the game of online romance to save the church. John Moss, photographing himself in exotic locations for his romance profile, collides with Lucy, aka Claudia, a beautiful spy in possession of an item sought by ruthless Chinese agents. John becomes an unwitting mule, drawn into a dangerous game of espionage masquerading as love.