The alarm went off. It didn't wake me up. It was my mom banging on the door, bitching that it woke her up an hour ago. I'm late for work, again. Fuck, why didn't I go to college? Oh yeah, I thought I'd be married and a trad wife by now. Who knew being a bit of a slut was not a selling point? I just want what any girl wants, but guys my age want a virgin? That's not me. I need a guy that won't care so much, and see me, for me.