The story follows Allen Sparks (known to all as Sparky), a Drill Sergeant in the Army, as he pursues and is pursued by several women, both married and single, including his ex-wife. Along the way, he raises his step-daughter from his failed marriage through the birds and the bees, homework assignments, piano lessons, and repairing her torn relationship with her mother. Join Sparky as he navigates the minefield of romance while philosophizing about life’s meaning with witty Sparky-isms.