A narrative non-fiction novel of numerous events that occurred while living in South Croydon, England, in the early 1960's. This is a recount of true stories that happened while a young couple, Brian and Thelma, lived in a hard-to-find flat within a Victorian era home. These ramblings are experienced through the eyes of Brian Sharpe, with a comedic twist and a veil of vividly painted memories of time long passed.