The House with the Red Gutters by Clawdette Fangbang The listing said "Victorian charm with character." It didn’t mention the chandelier that moans, the bed that bites, or the walls that watch. She just wanted to finish her job. The house wanted a lover. If you like haunted houses, unholy furniture, and being lovingly terrorized by your own bedroom, then welcome home. Slip into something silky—this house has plans for you.