Something is happening on the Island of Ischia. That's what Umberto tells Salvatore, one of his best detectives, before their ludicrous nightmare begins. Don Franco recently settled on the quaint Italian island, buying a tourist complex on the top of a hill, where members of organized crime convene-or so Umberto and Salvatore believe. With no evidence linking Don Franco to any criminal activity, Detective Salvatore stakes out the compound, trying everything to pin the mobster down, only to find himself three steps behind the smiling saint each time.