Meet Clyde; A twenty-four year old college graduate. Unable to find any career opportunities within his field of study; he gave up his search and took up a position at a local luggage warehouse. That's also when he became addicted to Caffeine, Sugar, Video Games, and Zour; a synthetic herb that a co-worker introduced him too. And then he met Captain Exploder, a blood-thirsty Army Captain with twenty-four years of killing experience pinned to his chest in the form of combat earned war medals.