An engaging and zany exposé about what life in China is really like for a couple of immigrant newbies. It’s always something, from kitchens that smell of sewer gas, to surviving mystery meat stew, to underappreciated efforts at communication in Chinese. The book follows the misadventures of a pair of Americans plunked down in an alien environment they struggle to comprehend. Two Bottles of Water: Winner of 2025 The BookFest Awards: • 1st Place Winner for Biographies • 2nd Place Winner for Travel Memoirs • 3rd Place Winner for Humor Winner International Impact Book Award Finalist International Impact Book Awards Author of the Year