José Valdez IV is your average collegiate sports fan. That is assuming the average collegiate sports fan has been married three times, loves tequila and Salma Hayek, and is a Mexican Presbyterian. Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears the Sombrero features José's unique take on Ole Miss athletics, its opponents within the Southeastern Conference and polite society in general. Nothing is sacred within these thoughts and chances are you've never read anything like what you'll find here. You'll experience the highs and lows in Rebel sports from 2009-2013 just as José did, with no holds barred. Keep the tequila handy.