Many beginning or would-be musicians have a lot of questions about how to choose a guitar. They want to ask a seasoned musician for advice about keeping your guitar alive.... and helping it kick butt too. This introductory zine details that process in every green musician's life of wandering into a guitar shop�and having no idea how to make that critical decision. Paired with�anecdotes of successes and failures, this zine gets to the nitty gritty of how to begin your life as a soulful crooner or a wall-of-sound thrashmaster with ten effects pedals on a board in front of you.