It's Christmas time in Dead Donkey, but Nathan is startled to discover he's not allowed to open his presents! Bureaucratic machinations are to blame. Nathan sets out to deal Director Fulcher a yuletide defeat and get his Christmas presents back. What to give an economist, the origins of reality television, gifts for people you hate, and the true meaninglessness of Atheist Christmas, all in You Are A Christmas Special. (Sign Here Please) , a new comedy from author Andrew Stanek, the writing of which definitely got him on the naughty list.